The Alchemist of Harry Potter

"Toad must be crazy."

Looking at the education order that Filch had put on the notice wall, the students who were watching the content of the education order began to whisper.

"It's been less than half a year since Toad arrived at Hogwarts, and the number of education orders issued is almost over 100."

"I've never seen anyone exaggerate like this before, what is she trying to do, what exactly is the Ministry of Magic trying to do!"

"I heard that Toad is an old witch who wants to be full of control. If she really becomes the principal, everyone's life will be over."

"Be quiet, do you want to be invited to tea?"

"Toad is not here."

"Who said no, look over there..."

The boy looked in the direction of his little friend's finger and found that Umbridge was standing at the entrance of the foyer not far away, looking at them with an extremely hypocritical smirk, which scared everyone to shut their mouths. For fear of becoming the next fat fly to be targeted by toads.

Judging from the content of the new education order, everyone knows that the toad is probably about to start taking action.

"Students must be questioned about suspected illegal activities?"

Hermione in the crowd stared at the contents of the new education order on the notice wall, her lips trembling imperceptibly.

Not long ago, DA also held a party for this matter.

What would you do if Umbridge used Veritaserum on the members of the DA in an attempt to get news of Dumbledore's Army?

At that time, even Hermione didn't think the solution offered by the Weasley brothers was a good idea, it was just a contingency measure when there was no way to do it.

Unless they can prepare an antidote for Veritaserum, it is possible to solve the threat posed by Veritaserum, but this is not easy, at least after seeing the Veritas formula, Hermione does not feel that she can configure an antidote.

Although she had expected this kind of situation, she was still a little flustered when she actually met Hermione. She knew that she could only pray in her heart that the DA members would not be targeted by toads.

Hermione had just turned to leave and was about to tell Harry and Ron the news when she was stopped by Umbridge in the hallway.

"Miss Granger, someone is claiming that you're organizing an illegal activity." Umbridge grinned with a fake smile, as if he had just swallowed a particularly delicious and juicy fly.

For Umbridge, Hermione Granger was indeed succulent prey. After finding no information about Dumbledore's Army from several students who once owned the "Guide to Self-Defense", Umbridge, under the guidance of Hogwarts (Slytherin) students, turned to Harry. On several of Potter's good friends.

She was convinced that Harry Potter must know the news of Dumbledore's Army, and it is very likely that a close friend of Potter knew some news of Dumbledore's Army.

Hermione Granger (Muggle wizard) with no background became the first target.

Umbridge's remarks directly caused a little commotion among the students around, and people whispered again, obviously disgusted by Toad's actions, and cast sympathetic eyes at Hermione.

"vomit!"

Someone leaned over and vomited.

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This move was undoubtedly a provocation to Umbridge, but the warrior who liked to die seemed to be really sick, and continued to vomit there.

"You need to go to the school hospital."

Before he was targeted by Umbridge, the vomit man's companion took him to the school hospital, not giving Umbridge a chance to trouble them.

Umbridge withdrew her gaze from the vomiting student and looked back at Hermione Granger, who had a gloomy face. Her originally bad mood began to improve. She knew that she might have caught a big fish this time. .

"Are you referring to the prefects' meeting?" Hermione raised her eyebrows slightly and asked suspiciously, "I'm sorry, I didn't know the prefects' meeting had also become an illegal organization. I thought that was the responsibility given to me after becoming a prefect. ."

"No, that's not what I'm talking about!" The fake smile on Umbridge's face grew brighter.

"Then... Excuse me, which one are you talking about?" Hermione was even more puzzled. Her reaction made the students onlookers think that Umbridge was deliberately causing trouble.

It wasn't the first time Toad had troubled Gryffindor students.

She knew she had to stall, let others notice that she was in trouble, and come to help buy time.

"It's ugly."

In the crowd, I don't know who spoke.

"It's a toad after all, it's not surprising that it's ugly."

People looked at each other, as if trying to find the source of the voice, and even Umbridge was looking for the owner of that voice.

However, none of them knew who was speaking.

"I heard she's going to be the principal."

"Didn't you say you had an affair with Fudge?"

"Fudge's tastes are amazing."

"Maybe, he likes the taste."

You say this voice, I say it, and you don’t care about the person involved. When people finally find the source of the sound, they find that it is actually a small piece of parchment, and the parchment has been enchanted and read out the content on it.

It was found that Umbridge, who was being played with a note, had an ugly face. Seeing that all the students who were not doing well had already left, no one wanted to be implicated by Umbridge, except for an innocent girl.

"I think we need to talk, let's go to my office first!" Umbridge motioned Hermione to follow her with a gloomy face.

"Oh fine!"

Hermione reluctantly followed behind Umbridge.

However, when they came to the corridor outside Umbridge's office, the expected DA reinforcements had not yet arrived, and Hermione could only sneak out a wand from her robe pocket and used a tripping leg on Umbridge's back. curse.

Toad had experienced so many lessons, but he still hadn't learned to be cautious, and he didn't expect that Hermione would dare to trick her, and she was tripped by herself.

Before Umbridge leaned forward and fell to the ground, Hermione made up the stun spell, causing Umbridge to faint completely.

While practicing the Weasley Brothers' methods for Umbridge in the Room of Requirement, Hermione thought she would never use those "methods", but she didn't expect them to come in handy so quickly.

"Professor, are you all right, Professor?" Hermione pretended to be surprised and stepped forward to help Umbridge, who had fallen to the ground, pretending to be a toad and fainted again.

"Don't pretend to be Granger, you dare to attack the professor."

Several members of the action team headed by Malfoy appeared out of nowhere and pointed their wands at Hermione with triumphant smiles on their faces.

"I bet Umbridge would gladly fire you, Mudblood."

"Oh, are you sure?"

A voice sounded behind Malfoy's group, and before they turned around, several people led by Malfoy were knocked to the ground by the Stunning Curse.

"You are finally here."

Hermione breathed a sigh of relief, and it was the DA members led by Harry who came to reinforce.

"As soon as we came here, we found these guys sneaking behind you." Harry glanced at Malfoy's group, who had fallen to the ground, and said to Hermione, "This is probably a toad trick. However, your efficiency is faster than I expected."

"We're in big trouble, Toad will never let it go." Hermione looked at Umbridge, who had fainted, and sighed softly, "You're right, sometimes you don't want to cause trouble. , but please take the initiative to find you."

"You guys better hurry up, Filch is coming this way." Ginny walked hurriedly this way, glanced at the people who fell to the ground, and said, "I just threw a few pills in the corridor. Throat gas, blocking the back corridor, but I doubt Filch will come around from other secret passages."

"You should know the Oblivion Curse, right?" Harry turned to Hermione and reminded, "It's best to erase their memories, or there will be big troubles in the future."

"Don't hesitate Hermione, these guys don't deserve your sympathy, and we believe in your oblivion spell. I remember you used the mouse training oblivion spell since the last party." Ron encouraged. He actually didn't mind Hermione turning Malfoy's group into idiots, but it was obviously impossible. Hermione was much better at spells than them, and she was Professor Flitwick's favorite. one of the students.

After a moment of hesitation, Hermione raised her wand and used the Oblivion Charm on the Malfoys to make them forget what happened a few minutes ago.

Ron immediately took the DA members and used a spell on the unconscious group, preparing to throw them into the boys' bathroom.

"Hermione, you'd better fall too." Harry suddenly said before leaving, "I mean you and she both eat nosebleed nougat, and when Filch comes over, pretend to fall too. already."

"That's a good idea, I think a little nosebleed would be fine."

Hermione agreed with Harry's emergency approach, and there was nothing better to pay attention to now.

She reached out and rubbed her nose red, then used the nosebleed nougat she got from Harry to make it look like she had fallen down and got a nosebleed.

As for Umbridge, Hermione opened his mouth and threw another small pill into her mouth for her to swallow. As long as she didn't overdo it, Hermione didn't really mind causing trouble for Umbridge.

"See you later."

Harry disappeared quickly. Ron was talking to the others about punishing Malfoy's gang when he got to the boys' bathroom.

"Give each of them a bowel-cleansing pill," Harry said to several, pulling out a bottle. "Remember to put them on the toilet."

"Should you take off your pants?" Someone was eager to try.

"Aren't you disgusting?" Ron couldn't help rolling his eyes.

"No need," Harry shook his head. "Come on, and get out of here."

"You said they would pull on their pants?" Everyone was excited about doing bad things.

"Who made Malfoy's group too arrogant."

"How would I know, maybe they wake up on their own after a while, and if they don't wake up in time, they're out of luck. We'd better get out of here before we leave a handle!" Harry was familiar with the process , who made him follow the Weasley brothers so many times?

When Filch came in a hurry, he saw Umbridge with a nosebleed and Hermione who was wiping the nosebleed.

"What the **** are you doing?" Filch asked, looking around.

"Professor Umbridge just slipped and knocked on her nose and fainted." Hermione said innocently, "I was just about to take her to the school hospital, and I accidentally slipped. By the way, it's very slippery here. , you better be careful, don't fall."

Before Hermione could finish speaking, Filch tripped and fell directly to the ground.

"Oh my God, I reminded you." Hermione said innocently, looking at Filch.

Soon, the collapsed Umbridge was helped by Filch into the school hospital, and Hermione followed him to the school hospital, where he was treated.

However, the farce did not end there.

Who let Umbridge deflate at Cedric without getting any useful information, and after having deflated with several other students, she is convinced that Hermione Granger, who is Harry Potter's best friend, must know something what.

Of course, this also has something to do with Hermione being a Muggle wizard.

As long as Dumbledore is still the Headmaster, Umbridge will not easily use Veritaserum on Potter.

As for Albert Anderson, who is also a major suspect, she has given up, it is a stone that can knock out her teeth.

Of course, persimmons are soft.

As soon as Umbridge left the school hospital, Hermione was taken to her office.

"What to drink, Miss Granger." Umbridge smiled wider. "Tea, coffee, pumpkin juice?"

She waved her wand lightly, and three drinks appeared in front of Hermione.

"No thanks," Hermione said calmly.

Umbridge said almost commandingly, "Choose a drink. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com"

"Okay, then please give me a cup of milk tea." Hermione shrugged.

The expression on Umbridge's face froze, as if recalling something unpleasant.

At this moment, a disgusting stench suddenly appeared in the room, followed by a large cloud of smoke. Hermione held her breath for a long time, and then, under the cover of black smoke, knocked down Umbridge who had just stood up.

"Success?" Harry pushed open the door and entered, looking at Toad, who had passed out, and said, "I told you earlier, it's better to modify her memory, otherwise Toad will trouble you again."

"Okay, you're right." Hermione glanced at the fainted Toad, pulled out her wand and used a Memory Charm on her, preparing to slightly modify Toad's memory, so that she thought she had completed her interrogation. "

"Wait, let Toad get the news that there is a secret base suspected of Dumbledore in the Forbidden Forest." Harry reminded.

Under the puzzled gazes of Hermione and Ron, Harry explained simply, "Let Umbridge go to trouble with the Octopus, so she doesn't always like to trouble everyone."

"Hagrid's spider?" Hermione raised her eyebrows slightly.

"Those eight-eyed spiders are the most ferocious monsters!" Ron said in a trembling voice, "I think Harry is right, that group of spiders will become a scourge sooner or later, let the two scourges scourge each other. "

"That's not what I said, that was what Albert said." Harry shook his head.

"Okay! But does it work?" Hermione agreed, raising her wand.

"She'll believe it sooner or later," said Harry meaningfully.

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