The Empress's Gigolo

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

Wen Xiaosheng’s eyes were full of uncertainty because Ren Baqian’s words had greatly impacted his three main views. Ren Baqian’s eyes made him feel like he and his people were fools!

“A bunch of nonsense!” Wen Xiaosheng mustered his energy and spouted these words.

“A bunch of nonsense?” Ren Baqian was proud and looked at Wen Xiaosheng as if he were a lowly being.

“You are a bunch of lowly beings,” he said out loud as well.

Although Wen Xiaosheng didn’t understand what this meant, he could roughly figure that it wasn’t something good.

“Haven’t you seen that the world has changed? Haven’t you seen the war between Dayao and Great Xia and the war with the Yun Nation? Haven’t you seen those weapons that have never appeared before? Why are Dayao’s military movements, joint attacks, and pincer attacks so accurate? How can the command and control of Dayao’s army be so effortless? Are you blind?

Of course, these things may have already exceeded your imagination.

All I can say is that your imagination can no longer keep up with reality!” Ren Baqian gave him a look of pity.

Wen Xiaosheng felt stuffy in his chest and almost felt out of breath.

He really had been studying the changes in the Dayao army.

However, Ren Baqian’s words pierced into his chest like a red hot knife. Others could do it, but he couldn’t even imagine it. How sad was that?

“Lan City has become a city that never sleeps, and I believe you must have heard of the crystal lights that cover the entire city. Haven’t you thought about the forging factories that have been built all over the mines in the Yun Nation? These are the fundamental crafts. If you were to develop it yourself, given the fact that you haven’t improved in the last few thousand years, I’m afraid that it would probably take you hundreds or thousands of years to achieve this.

Things like glass and mirrors are just a few of the simplest products that I have introduced, yet you can’t even achieve this. What face do you still have to question me?

Babbling nonsense? I think you are ignorant! In my opinion, you are a group of primitive people surrounded by forests. Do you know what ‘primitive people’ means? It refers to the savage state of humans when we were eating raw meat before we knew how to use fire. You people faced an enemy in the past that you were unable to defeat and ended up seeking survival out of desperation. However, we have already reached a point that you can’t even imagine!” Ren Baqian got into the mood again.

Through pride, regret, pity, and disdain, he created the persona of a highly civilized guest who despised the indigenous people that lacked ambition and were just living for the sake of survival.

“Pffft!” After Wen Xiaosheng was disparaged by Ren Baqian, his face turned pale and he threw up a mouthful of blood. With a deathly pale face, he staggered and rushed out the door.

“He threw up blood? Is this man overly sensitive?” Ren Baqian touched his bald head, apparently surprised by the might of his mouth.

However, it was pretty good that he hit upon this inspiration. No matter who the other party really was, they wouldn’t touch Ren Baqian that easily.

Even if it was the foreign races who concealed themselves, they would certainly find a way to discover the location and the strength of the nation that they were imagining.

It would be more likely if they were a bunch of brainless people.

Acting like a guest of the same race who came from a highly civilized nation that was ahead by a few thousand years worked much better than hitting on that woman.

In any case, Ren Baqian had so many tricks up his sleeve.

He felt his body. The grenade that was in his pocket and the sack of candy that he carried on him had both been lost when Yun Yuhan captured him. After all, his reputation of being a poison warrior was pretty intimidating.

However, this didn’t matter. There were too many things that he could prove.

At first, Ren Baqian was afraid that others would know that he came from a foreign land. He never thought that he would now be trying to make people believe that he was a foreigner.

The next thing would be to look at the effect of the synopsis of the story that he had just blabbered.

Not long after, he felt darkness in front of him. Someone appeared before him and stared at him closely.

It was Yun Yuhan.

“What did you do to Wen Xiaosheng?” There wasn’t any anger in her eyes, just deep confusion.

“I just told him some facts!” Ren Baqian spread his hands and asked, “Want to hear?”

“Not interested! Your life is now in my hands. You are a smart person, so you better behave yourself!” Yun Yuhan said unhurriedly. Her voice was soft and soothing, but cold at the same time.

“Relax. I’m waiting for you to send me back!” He chuckled.

Pow!

“If you die, I’ll send your head back to be buried with Qi Zixiao!” Yun Yuhan giggled.

Ren Baqian’s smile remained unchanged. He felt as if a flame was burning in his heart, and he wanted to burn these people to ashes.

“It’s still too early to be shouting and yelling. I’m actually curious about something. Have you tried the taste of a man?” Ren Baqian asked.

“Do you want to let me try it?” Yun Yuhan traced her fingers along his cheek and neck before moving down to his shoulder blade. He then felt a sharp pain as her finger pierced right into the spot below his shoulder blade. The resilient skin that the [Yang Boosting Technique] gave him merely made her have to exert more force.

After she pierced her finger up to the knuckle, she pulled her finger out and put her face close to Ren Baqian’s shoulder blade. She stuck out her tongue and licked his wound gently.

As if he didn’t feel any pain, he smiled even brighter and asked, “Did you know that there is something we call a ‘thorny rose?’ Roses are the most beautiful flowers, but they have thorns. If one were to pluck a rose, they would get pricked and shed blood.”

“Thorny rose… Interesting!” Yun Yuhan licked the blood from his wound, staining the corners of her mouth with blood. She looked even more pretty and flirtatious.

After she left, Ren Baqian walked in front of the mirror to look at himself. There was a hole in his shirt with a wound the width of a finger inside the hole. After she licked it, the wound actually stopped bleeding.

However, he was a bit worried about whether he had been poisoned.

Yun Yuhan’s fingernails were full of poison.

Maybe that was why she licked it? Was her saliva the antidote? Or did she have the antidote in her mouth?

Ren Baqian had to admit that this woman was truly a mental case.

If given a chance, he would kill her first!

In the evening, Wen Xiaosheng appeared in front of him again. His face was still a little pale, but it didn’t seem like much of a problem anymore.

Seeing the wound on Ren Baqian’s back, he knitted his eyebrows and then smiled, saying, “This kind of thing will never happen again!”

Ren Baqian asked, “Is your status higher than hers?”

Wen Xiaosheng shook his head.

“You will learn about this in the future. I can only tell you that this kind of thing will not happen again. I would love to hear you continue talking about that continent!”

He actually believed it to some degree.

After all, some things were really visible. Judging from some of Ren Baqian’s aspects that were displayed, Wen Xiaosheng was certain that Ren Baqian wasn’t from the Yun Nation, Great Xia, or the Chen Nation. As such, what Ren Baqian said might very possibly be true.

Despite Ren Baqian’s exaggeration, Wen Xiaosheng felt that his words weren’t fabricated.

Ren Baqian smiled, sat there, and told him about how the human race arrived on the continent of Valoran[1.Valoran: a place in the game League of Legends] and gained a foothold on the coast of Demacia[2.Demacia: a place in the game League of Legends]. They then seized another piece of land from the indigenous people and defeated Garen, the Might of Demacia[3.Garen, the Might of Demacia: a champion in the game League of Legends] and Lux, the Lady of Luminosity.[4.Lux, the Lady of Luminosity: a champion in the game League of Legends]. They eventually unified the entire continent of Valoran.

The human race also began to develop rapidly after that. As they explored the surrounding waters, they encountered the Zerg and the Protoss, whom they proclaimed as the children of the ancient gods. The three parties then went to war.

In the end, the human race destroyed the Templars[5.Templars: a character in the game StarCraft] of the Protoss with nuclear weapons and won the war.

However, after that, the human race discovered that the Protoss were the ones expelled from ONEPIECE and that ONEPIECE held the greatest secret of this world.

As such, the entire human race began an age of discovery, searching for the legendary “ONEPIECE.”

Seeing that Wen Xiaosheng was listening attentively, Ren Baqian felt that he was truly an internet writer who had been held up!

“What you see is just a trivial part of the world!” Ren Baqian gestured with his pinky finger.

After he was done speaking, Wen Xiaosheng seemed absent-minded.

What Ren Baqian said was simply too exaggerated.

Yet, it was very realistic as well.

The Protoss had the Templars, Dragoons, Archons, Marauders, Observers…

The Zerg had the Ravagers, Hydralisks, Overlords, Lurkers, Mutalisks, Queens…

All of these were StarCraft characters.

Ren Baqian’s descriptions of these unheard of things and his detailing of their appearances was really strong. It was as if they lived in this world and the human race had really encountered such enemies. Otherwise, there would be no way that he could fabricate these two realistic races in such a short period of time, not to mention the indigenous people of the continent of Valoran.

If it wasn’t for his personal experience, it would be hard for Wen Xiaosheng to believe that someone could fabricate such a realistic lie in such a short time.

The authenticity of Ren Baqian’s words had improved in his mind.