The Useless Stepmom Brings Her Kids to Reality TV Shows to Photograph Them

Chapter 399: Not Even Qualified To Be A Technician

Xia MO hoped for more people, but the staff said that the largest room could only accommodate three people.

Xiao Tianlin lay down on the leather chair. The chair automatically adjusted its angle based on the body shape and weight of the person. Xiao Tianlin was startled.

Realizing it was high-tech, he patted his chest. “It scared me.”

“You’re so silly,” Xia MO said. “You can’t expect a place like this to have only ordinary things.”

“Be careful, there might be other traps,” Xiao Tianlin said.

As soon as he finished speaking, Xia MO screamed. She lifted arms. She had only just pressed the armrest of the chair.

“Are you okay?” Xiao Tianlin asked. “No wonder that lady asked us to wait for a while. She went to get the essential oils. She must have realized that we would trigger some mechanism and scare ourselves. Is this place a clubhouse or some kind of secret chamber?”

Xia Mo’s face turned red. She had just mocked her husband and had suffered the same humiliation.

Both of them stood obediently at a distance from then on.

Soon, two staff members entered the room. They were each pushing a double-layered trolley filled with various items.

They followed the staff members’ instructions obediently.

In another room, Xiao Yi, Li Zexuan, and Li Zexin were much smarter. After entering the room, they stood in place, waiting for the staff’s instructions.

Each room was thoughtfully equipped with children’s toys. They had probably thought that some guests would have small children with them.

After soaking her feet for a while, Doudou became impatient. She was led to Wheatley’s room by one of the staff members.

Once everyone was lying down, the cameras started rolling.

[Oh my god, it looks exactly like the photos circulating online. Did you know? It’s a members-only establishment. But how did the Festival Group manage to get nineteen membership cards at once?]

[It looks just like the clubhouses I’m familiar with.]

[It’s said that the lobby at the beach is made of real gold and silver. Maybe it’s too luxurious to showcase. The private rooms seem similar, but the equipment and staff are different. They are said to be top-notch technicians in the country. There are educational requirements to be employed here.]

[Do technicians really need such high education?]

[Don’t look down on technicians. The technicians at Begonia Clubhouse earn at least a seven-figure salary.]

[Wow… are you serious?! I don’t believe it.]

[You can check online.]

[I did check, and they’re still hiring, but the requirements are too high. It’s even higher than a beauty pageant. They require specific height, weight, body shape, appearance, education, and expertise. I’m not even qualified to be a technician.]

[Who is qualified, then? I’ll never look down on technicians again. It turns out I’m the one at the bottom.]

The adults closed their eyes and enjoyed the experience.

In the footage, the technicians took care of them meticulously.

[Oh my god, I thought the person being massaged was going to jump! Why is there no reaction at all?]

[Is it the “Buddha’s Shadow Hand”?]

[Hilarious!]

[Judging by the position, a single palm strike could split a person in half. But look at the expressions of the guests who are awake. They seem to be enjoying it. Maybe it doesn’t hurt at all.]

[Obviously, controlling the intensity is the most basic thing. Who would pay to go to such a place if it hurt?] [That’s true! Hahaha!]

Lin Wan soon fell asleep.

The viewers became increasingly restless as they watched.

[They look so comfortable. I really want to get a membership, but I don’t have the money.]

[I can’t even afford a sixty-eight-yuan ear cleaning… let alone this.]

[I’ve been wondering, shouldn’t massages be done in comfortable clothes? Is it really comfortable for everyone to be wearing so many layers of clothes?]

[Yeah, we’re all just staring at the technicians. By the way, Number Ten is handsome. So handsome to become a technician.]

[Number Seven is beautiful, too.] [How can they do a live broadcast if they’re dressed scantily? You perverts!]

[Hehehe… just being naughty.]

Half an hour passed, and the technicians gently woke up the guests and asked them to turn to their sides.

Lin Wan woke up. She hadn’t been sleepy, so how did she fall asleep? This place was indeed much better than Mrs. Zhou’s clubhouse, both in terms of environment and technique. Even the aroma was soothing and luxurious.

Li Yanchen also opened his eyes. “Did I fall asleep?

“You were snoring, Mr. Li,” Lin Wan said jokingly.

“That’s not possible,” Li Yanchen said and looked at Lin Wan. He then looked at the comments. If the viewers knew he was snoring, it would ruin his image.

Lin Wan smiled. “I was just teasing you. Your burden of maintaining your image is so heavy.”

Li Yanchen pursed his lips. How could it not be heavy? After appearing on this show, he didn’t know how many times his image had been harmed.

He had seen the online comments:

[The overbearing president becomes a little puppy.]

[Who knew Mr. Li had weaknesses? His singing is a deadly weapon.]

[See how the head of the family becomes a background character and is despised by the entire family?]

[Learn how to crow like a chicken: How Li Yanchen’s career has gone downhill…]

He only had his good looks now. If that crumbled, what would he have left?

“Sir, please turn to your side,” the technician said.

He lay back down and turned to his side. ‘You were just teasing me? You can enjoy teasing me in the afternoon. At night, see how I…”

He didn’t finish his sentence, but Lin Wan understood.

The technician maintained her professional smile. “Mr. Li really lives up to what I saw on the show. He’s open about such things…”

[Mr. Li is at it again.]

[I have a dirty mind. I understood the unspoken words of Mr. Li.]

[Only fools wouldn’t understand.]

Lin Wan was speechless. “Miss, do you have any partitions that can be hung in between? Can you separate me from him?” she asked.

Li Yanchen and the technician were both stunned.

“I’m sorry, we don’t have any. However, your chair has an automatic cover. Press it and it will wrap around you. If you want, I can help you activate it.” The technician ignored Li Yanchen’s hostile gaze.

The technician ignored Li Yanchen’s hostile gaze.

She took a deep breath. “If you activate it, it will keep you enclosed, but it won’t provide the same sensory experience as the present. Of course, if any guest wants to rest, we can activate the full enclosure mode.’

“She’s joking. She’s not tired,” Li Yanchen said.

“Yes. I’m not tired. This is fine,” said Lin Wan.

[Mr. Li, Lin Wan wants to block you. You can do that too! Let’s have a Cold war!]

[Mr. Li can’t bear to lose sight of Lin Wan even for a minute. He’s so clingy.]

[Please, stop showing off.]

“Let’s start,” the two technicians said simultaneously.

Lin Wan turned around and leaned toward Li Yanchen. Their heads rested on their arms, and they looked into each other’s eyes.

Li Yanchen mouthed, “You’re finished.”

Lin Wan replied, “I’m young and full of energy. I’m not afraid of you.”

Li Yanchen said, “You’re so stubborn. It’s always you who begs for mercy first.”

The camera couldn’t film their faces. Lin Wan said, “Who’s afraid of whom now? Come on!”

The comments went into a frenzy!