Villain Cultivator (Web Novel)

Chapter 483 – Supreme Luck

Venti was dumbfounded. His round eyes were so big that they almost slipped out of the eye sockets.

A mortal sent one of the invincible War Droids flying? That one of the twelve legendary War Marionettes that terrorized all gods and Heaven Realms couldn't withstand a mortal's Dao Attack?

What kind of blasphemy was this?

Venti's brain stopped working. He couldn't believe what he just witnessed. All his experience, logic, and knowledge were thrown out of the window.

Impossible!

But Miaomiao did it!

WHATINTHEWORLDISHAPPENINGOMGWTFHOLYSHITHITSTHEDRAGONNUTS!!

While Venti was shocked, Uriel's world was flipped upside down.

A mortal stole half of his Providence Dao and Luck. Then, he returned it to him through a delayed zero-inch punch.

What Dao was this?

Plot Armor Stealing Dao?

Luck Plundering Dao?

But how come his luck and providence worked against the owner, him?

Moreover, Uriel felt like he was hit by a pull-power punch of another War Marionette in his generation. His camouflage gas was dispersed, and his protective gears were damaged. He even sensed that the internal injury might take a year to heal!

His power indeed returned to him, but it was through force!

It was ridiculous!

Uriel couldn't tell how many light-years distance that he traveled so far. He managed to correct his momentum after shuttling through space for 10 minutes.

Instead of worrying about his condition, Uriel instantly recovered his power and covered himself in gas, similar to Devil. He didn't want to show his face to anyone or any being!

Their identity was taboo. They couldn't afford to reveal it to mortals, immortals, or fellow gods no matter what. Otherwise, their existence might cease to exist due to the consequence of the law of timeline causality.

He couldn't meet or let the OTHER SELF in this dimension be aware of his hidden identity!

'I need to recuperate ASAP, but I need to send Miaomiao back. I guess I have to report this to Joshua and Devil. I need backup…'

Uriel pondered as he slowly traveled back to the platform. He didn't have enough strength to create two or more long-distance teleportation portals at the moment.

He needed to save one for sending Miaomiao home. After that, he could rest.

…

Miaomiao stared at his fist, which emitted black ominous gas. It looked and smelled the same as Uriel's gas physique.

He managed to return 99.99% of Uriel's Providence Dao and Luck. However, he would have been an idiot had he never kept a tiny bit of Uriel's Luck to himself.

Miaomiao inwardly laughed as his Heavenly Fate Crystal absorbed and digested the overwhelming luck force of the archangel.

Ding

<Lu Fengxian's Damaged Heavenly Fate Crystal has acknowledged you as the new master!>

<Your Heavenly Fate Crystal has completely digested Liu Bian's Heavenly Fate Fragment.>

<Your Heavenly Fate Crystal has completely digested Ling Tianlong's Heavenly Fate Fragment.>

<Your Heavenly Fate Crystal has completely digested Xie Tian's Heavenly Fate Fragment.>

<Your Heavenly Fate Crystal has been repaired!>

<You have fully recharged the Heavenly Fate Crystal with Uriel's Luck Force!>

<If Heavenly Fate Crystal is fully-charged, you will receive the following boons ;>

<Negative Karma will not affect you.>

<You will sometimes randomly have fortuitous encounters.>

<You can safely escape or survive from a desperate or life-and-death situation once every year.>

<Your gambling luck will be in your favor. Go pick a lottery.>

<Your friends, family, and allies will give you their precious items when they have them.>

<Your enemies, including their allies and families will always carry precious items, artifacts, godly martial art technique manuals, godly cultivation method manuals, or divine pills when they fight you even if they don't need to use them.>

<Your enemies, including their allies and families, will often make a mistake when they plot against you.>

<The intelligence of your enemies, including their allies and families, is decreased by 50% when you get involved with them.>

Miaomiao couldn't hold it in anymore. He cackled like a madman.

The Plot Armor of the four protagonists was now completely his!

From now on, he was THE PROTAGONIST!

"KAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

As if Light Yagami in had possessed him. His evil laugh resembled the former.

Ding

<Your viewers are speechless.>

<Macho Joshua drops his popcorn box.>

<The Monkey King jumps around and screams like a monkey.>

<The Sun Crow has forgotten to breathe.>

<Tilted Hongjun pinches his finger in a panic to predict the future.>

<Sun Wu is sweating profusely.>

<The Swan Goddess stops working to watch your channel.>

Despite the reaction, no one donated Miaomiao.

They were flabbergast. Everyone was confused how Miaomiao could blow one of the deadliest War Droid in history away with a Dao Punch.

Now, they were curious about Miaomiao's Dao and the jargon, "Plot Armor" and "Protagonist".

"HYAHAHAHAHAKAHAHAHAKAKAKA!!"

"STOP LAUGHING!!"

Finally, Venti had enough of Miaomiao's obnoxious cackle. He bellowed and suppressed Miaomiao with a gravity force.

Miaomiao helplessly fell to his knees. Yet, his smiling face was still there.

He wiped his teardrop on the corners of his eyes and turned to Venti.

"How was my Dao? Did I pass your tests?"

"…"

Venti couldn't find the right word to curse Miaomiao. The latter was just too abnormal.

"Forget it. I'll go back and tell my father about you. I'm leaving."

"Wait!"

Miaomiao bashfully fidgeted. He rubbed his hands, "Don't you want to know about my Dao? Would you like me to demonstrate it to you?"

"I'll be an idiot if I allow you to do that to me. SCRAM!"

"Wait!"

"WHAT NOW!?"

Miaomiao still rubbed his hands, "By chance, do you have a piece of Time-and-Space Mural? I heard that dragons are randomly chosen to protect the mural pieces. I wonder if you-"

"SCRAM! I don't have anything else for you!"

Venti opened a portal to his homeworld and left. Yet, the gravity force remained, planting Miaomiao to the platform.

"…"

Miaomiao's smiling face turned dark. At that moment, he realized that he messed up.

How would he get home?

Where was Uriel?

"Crap."

Ding

<You have the ultimate plot armor, but your stupidity is so powerful that you downright disabled it with your sheer idiocy.>

"Shut it, Dion."

Miaomiao corrected his posture while the gravity force was pressing him to the platform.

Currently, Miaomiao's weight was at least 100 times heavier than his real weight on Golden Heavenly Goose Planet. Even though that planet's gravity force was stronger than Earth's, this amount of weight was not fatal for a hybrid cultivator like Miaomiao.

Miaomiao had cultivated both his physique and Qi together. He had consumed the blood essence of various dragons and got their bloodlines. As such, sitting under this gravity force was easy.

Still, moving and flying was another story. Miaomiao couldn't adapt to the environment within a day or two since he needed to adjust his body balance – One weird movement could easily break his bones.

In the end, Miaomiao sat still and closed his eyes, letting his consciousness sink to his Isolation Training Space once more.

He wondered if he could kill time by having sex with Xu Chu or other girls. He also needed to contact them.

…

= Isolation Training Space =

Miaomiao's consciousness returned to his paradise. He rushed to Xu Chu and embraced her.

Xu Chu frowned. Being embraced by a strand of consciousness was weirder than having sex with him with the illusion physique.

"Let's fuck," Miaomiao nibbled her ear.

"How about no."

"Eh? But I'm bored."

"I don't mind fucking you, but I don't want to fuck you in this… incomplete body."

Xu Chu grumbled as she summoned a lump of sand from the ground. Then, she converted them into a mirror.

The reflection of Miaomiao's strand of consciousness was shown.

Now, Miaomiao's appearance was similar to Uriel's gas physique!

If he were to have the same hooded robe and Uriel's tentacle wings, he could have been mistaken as one of the archangels!

"What the hell!?"

"Yeah, what the hell. That's my line. How the fuck did you get that… War Marionette technique? You were in your usual form when you last appeared here."

"I don't have a clue. I just want to come here manually… Oh, wait…"

Miaomiao remembered that he had absorbed a bit of Uriel's Luck. He shyly smiled and revealed the truth.

"I… err, kinda stole Uriel's power."

"YOU WHAT!?"

Xu Chu's reaction was similar to Venti's. She dropped her jaw while she sized up Miaomiao.

Then, she grabbed Miaomiao's crotch, testing if it was still there.

Upon reaching out for Miaomiao's junk, Xu Chu sensed that the thing was hidden behind the gas cover. The dark mist disoriented her perception. But in reality, Miaomiao's body was still intact.

"I get it. So, this is the illusion of those marionettes… AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Suddenly, Xu Chu pushed Miaomiao down. She licked her lips, then she leaned closer to Miaomiao's face and licked his mouth inside the gas.

"Umm, Senior Xu?"

"AHAHAHA! Stay still, Miaomiao. I want to know how it tastes to fuck a pseudo war marionette. Let me enjoy my kink and fantasy."

"Are you using my dick while you're thinking of someone else?" Miaomiao was jealous.

"No. Why should I?"

"But you sounded like you wanted to fuck someone else with a similar look."

"Nah. If I see Uriel or Devil with an erected dick, I would have cut it, sliced it to a thousand pieces, and fed it to the deadliest Cthulhu God."

"…"

"Let me enjoy YOU in that shape. Don't cum before I tell you!"

…

The WOO-HOO time was weird. Miaomiao barely sensed the sexual stimulation while he was using his consciousness. Yet, Xu Chu seemed to be enjoying it to the fullest as she stuck out her tongue and moaned like a broken Japanese AV actress.

After 10 years of marathon sex in space, Xu Chu finally let him go.

Miaomiao used this opportunity to return his consciousness to his body. Then, he tried to fall asleep.

Even though the gravity force distracted his consciousness, Miaomiao had another cheat.

'Dion, send me to sleep.'

<Gotcha!>

Ding

After hearing the bell sound, Miaomiao was instantly knocked out. He fell asleep, sitting cross-legged.

He returned to the Isolation Training Space again. Then, he checked himself in the mirror.

Fortunately, no gas appeared around him this time. He reverted back to his naked body.

"Yay!"

Miaomiao celebrated and opened his system menu, planning to summon his wives to tell them about his current situation.

But Xu Chu jumped him again. She was still intoxicated by the 10 years of sex and endless orgasm.

"Let's dual-cultivate!"

"Err, can I have some time with my wife?"

"They can wait! I want more of your Luck Energy!"

"Hey! Are you stealing my Luck!?"

"I'll help you cultivate the next Dao Pillar if you share some of Uriel's Luck with me!"

Miaomiao paused. Then, he gazed at the giant pillar silhouette, which stood out like a sore thumb in his Isolation Training Space.

The massive pillar was on the Holy Flame of Life Continent, where the silver flame never ceased. Several firebirds flew around the pillar and made nests with silver branches, which could not be burned.

The Dao Pillar hummed various songs that Miaomiao knew.

They were Anime Songs from Miaomiao's previous life! He used to sing along with some of those, such as Shinzou wo Sasageyo or the likes.

It took Miaomiao 80 years in this space to completely build and reinforce it. The task was mundane, arduous, and time-consuming.

Getting tempted, Miaomiao wondered if she could really help him build another Dao Pillar.

"How are you going to help me build another Dao Pillar?"

"Simple. I'll become your familiar. The newly created Dao Pillar can inherit my Daos and all my power will belong to you."

"YOU CAN DO THAT?" Miaomiao was shocked.

"Obviously. Gods can surrender to other gods by handing over their Daos and Providences. In this case, I can surrender to you and give you my power in exchange for my security."

"But what will you get in return?"

"Simple," Xu Chu grinned as she hugged him. "Your Luck Energy is too delicious. If I become yours, I can keep eating your Luck and grow stronger than before! Investing my Providence Dao and Freedom for the stronger power and your potential will be worth it. Maybe, I think, no, I have a feeling that YOU WILL become someone that shakes the Heaven Realms. If I can't become one of your first wives, I will lose out a lot once you reach that high!"

Miaomiao had a wry smile on his face. He had several theories behind Xu Chu's change of attitude.

Was it because of his Plot Armor?

Was it his woman's luck?

Or, did he have sex with Xu Chu so much that she lost it?

Miaomiao shook his head. No matter what, sex was sex. Plowing a hole was a man's job!

Having Xu Chu as his official familiar was better than nothing. He could get his Luck Energy back as long as he could touch one of them.

"Come. Milk me to your heart's content."

"Hehe. Is that a deal?"

"Deal!"

…

This time, Xu Chu kept milking his semen for 50 years in the Isolation Training Space. Combining with the previous session, Miaomiao already wasted another month in the real world for sex.

But in exchange, Xu Chu began to emit a strange aura around herself, which boosted the production rate o the space and the mood of local dryads. They worked faster and more efficiently.

Moreover, the dryads seemed to be influenced by her personality or aura. They became conscious of sexual desire. Sometimes, they checked on Miaomiao's erected pole. He could tell from their eyes that some of them wanted to try it.

Despite the temptation, Miaomiao chose not to touch them.. He summoned his wives to tell them about his current situation.