What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

(Tsuki POV)

It was already quite weird that my jump conditions involved me using a baseball bat to swing at a watermelon but at least it worked.

I looked around to try and get my bearings, finding myself in a weird cave of some sort.

Inside said cave, I found some basic amenities which included an actual four poster bed, a section that looked like a kitchen and even a dining room complete with chairs and tables. There was even a study judging by the bookshelves and piles of books scattered around a couch.

All in all, a pretty comfy place despite it being a cave.

What is weird is that I don't see Aniue around though… Am I living alone here or something?

"AAARRRGHHH!!!" A scream pierced through the air from outside the cave.

I immediately recognised this voice belonging to Aniue so I rushed outside, only to see him tied to a wooden post stuck to the ground while a dragon hovered above him, looking at him like he was a midday snack.

Which bitch dared to put Aniue in this position?! And what does that dragon think it's doing?!

I immediately jumped into the air and blasted a hole through the back of the dragon, killing it instantly.

To prevent it from dropping on top of Aniue, I even grabbed it by its wings to toss it away from us, watchin in satisfaction as the ragon flew all the way out of view.

Landing in front of Aniue, I immediately checked if he was unhurt.

"Aniue! Are you alright?! Are you hurt?! Who did this to you?! I'll kill them!"

Aniue looked at me with wide eyes, "Twah lsee od uyo tanw mrof em?!"

I frowned, why is Aniue speaking like that? And why is he behaving like my very presence frightens him? Aniue shouldn't be like this, right?

"Aniue?" I tried calling out again.

"Tge waay rofm em you racyz namow! Ywh luowd ouy evne sktci me tuo heer?! Si it lalery stju to rtatatc soem asrodng fro yuo to lilk?!"

Wait… I remember this! Aniue and everyone else used to talk like this when I first came here as well! Then it turned out it was because of that useless God that cursed me which made it impossible for me to understand what anyone is saying in this world!

Ugh… So it seems like even though I'm from another Universe, this version of me is still affected by this curse and I'm also subjected to it by jumping here…

Putting all that aside though, why is Aniue tied up out here? Did someone intentionally capture Aniue to stick him here for me to find him? And why isn't Aniue breaking himself free?

Don't tell me… It's that stalker bitch?!

It must be! Who else could have captured Aniue and stuck him here like this?! When I get my hands on her…

"Rea uyo tno edon ttngiorenm em?!" Aniue suddenly cried out, bringing my attention back to him.

Oh right, sorry Aniue! Let me just break those chains for you!

I went up and broke the chains that were holding Aniue captive, freeing him from the wooden pole.

Because of how used I was to Aniue's skills, it was unexpected for me to see Aniue flail around before dropping down inelegantly from the pole.

I rushed to catch him but that just placed myself in the line of his fall, causing Aniue to fall directly on top of me.

I thought Aniue would be happy to be in this position but contrary to what I thought would happen, Aniue actually scrambled away from me as quickly as he could like he had touched fire.

Oh dear, is this Universe's version of Aniue shy?

"Hatt… Ahtt swa na cciaednt!" He cried out, his hands raised in surrender.

Ahhh~ Aniue is so cute when he's flustered!

Ugh, I need to get past this language problem though… What can I do to get Aniue to understand what I'm saying?

Hmm… I suppose I should try and write something down to start off with.

I materialised a pencil and paper from my storage ring, my first attempt being to try and write words to see if Aniue understood me or if the curse extended to writing too.

I scribbled down a question of whether Aniue understood what I am writing before passing over the paper to him.

He looked very hesitant at first and only when I started waving the paper did Aniue take it from me.

He looked at it for a while, his eyes narrowing and his head tilting to the side in the universal pose of not understanding what he was looking at.

I guess the curse extends to reading as well… That's troubling…

Oh. I think I know what to do with this.

"Wait here, Aniue!" I called out, despite knowing he couldn't understand me.

I tore open a rift in space and jumped through, looking around to see I was now in an empty white space. In this entire expanse of whiteness, there was only one other figure aside from myself and he seemed extremely surprised to see me.

"Remember me, you bastard?" I growled at the stupid God who cursed me.

"Im… Impossible… How… How did a mortal like you come here?"

"Newsflash, loser! My dearest and coolest Aniue is Origin so unless you want me to tell him what a useless god you are, you better lift this curse of mine before I beat you up for it!"

He scowled at me, "Do you think I'm stupid? How could All Creator even be remotely related to you?"

"Well he is! And I'm only going to give you one last chance to fix this before I beat the shit out of you!"

"Hmph. I don't need to do anything--"

I didn't wait for him to finish his words before I lunged at him and kicked him in between the legs.

He doubled over in pain, allowing me to give him a good, hard smack to the side of his face to send him crashing face first into the ground.

I then picked him up by the collar and started giving him more slaps to his face until his cheeks were swollen like an overstuffed hamster.

"You want me to continue, you little bitch?"

"Sto… Stop… Ho… I'll break it… I'll break it…" He pleaded.

I shook him, "Then do it, what are you waiting for?!"

He waved his hand and let out a pathetic groan, engulfing me in a flash of light that quickly dissipated.

"The… There… It's done… Please don't hurt me… I don't understand how a mortal can hurt me… What's going on…"

I threw him back on the ground, "Next time, think twice before acting like a bastard."

"But… But you're the one who started asking for impossible things whe--"

I gave him another kick in between the legs to shut him up before leaping back through the rift I made.

"Aniue! I'm baaaaaack… Eh?"

Standing in front of Aniue was another giant dragon that seemed to be getting ready to shoot out its breath at him.

NOT ON MY WATCH!! DIE YOU STUPID DRAGON!!!