This World Has Gone Crazy

As more and more people got involved, the bunch of little zeros couldn’t be spared as well. They all joined in the fight and prepared to put their strengths together to lay siege to Qi Le. Naturally, Ye Shuichuan wasn’t happy with this so he rolled up his sleeves to join hands with his little brother. The two men had considerable fighting prowess and the situation ended up being completely one-sided. Finally, Qi Le stood in the corner of the room and looked down at the little zeros shivering together. He asked warmly, “Does it feel good?”

The little zeros looked miserable, each of them with a banana stuffed in their mouths as they nodded silently.

Ye Shuichuan walked towards the door again and wiped his face, sighing emotionally, “It’s so thrilling!”

Shen Shu wiped away the juice that he had carelessly spilled, looked over at them and said hesitantly, “I feel that he’s more irritable than he was a few days ago. What happened to him? Plus, I remembered that his words weren’t as obscene before. Who did he learn this from?”

Ye Shuichuan shook his head, “I don’t know.” He paused before exclaiming, “But my little brother is too dashing ah!”

Baby Face thought for a moment and reminded them expressionlessly, “Maybe he learned it from Gu Bai. They must’ve ’played’ like this when they were doing it.”

Ning Xiao’s gaze suddenly went cold, giving him the side-eye.

Finally! Baby face clenched his fists, feeling happy inside.

Ning Xiao’s line of sight fell back onto Qi Le, his eyes deep and dark. This person... was completely like someone else. He couldn’t find a trace of Zheng Xiaoyuan in him now. The old him was too weak but now he was so willful. As long as there was something that made him uncomfortable, he would explode in anger. It was interesting to watch him every time that happened.

When he saw that the farce had ended, he was about to go over and chat with the man but the door behind him was suddenly opened. He moved out of the way and everyone turned back in that direction, one after another. Only one person came in. His eyes shone brightly. “May I know if Zheng Xiaoyuan is here?”

Ye Shuichuan pointed to the other side and felt that the man looked a little familiar. He hesitated before asking, “Have we met somewhere before?”

The man completely ignored him, pulling out a small notebook from his pocket as he rushed over. “I’m coming, I’m coming, I’m coming...” He suddenly noticed the situation in the corner and took a deep breath.

Qi Le wiped his face and looked back with displeasure, “...Hmm?”

The man shuffled back towards him and looked around again. He found a relatively clean little corner to nest in. “...Do you have any desire to talk today?”

“...Fuck!” Qi Le said, “You stupid doctor, why are you here?!"

The doctor looked at his expression and continued to shrink backwards, ” You said that you would tell me everything. I’ve been looking for you for several days now. I didn’t think you were gay and so infamous. I heard someone talking about you by chance today. That’s how I got here today... Do you have any desire to talk?”

Qi Le pointed at his face, “What do you think?”

“...” The doctor said, “Calm down first. Or you could listen to some music. Maybe you’ll feel like talking.”

Qi Le squinted and was about to speak when the door opened again.

“Zheng Xiaoyuan, Zheng Xiaoyuan...” The man looked everywhere and rushed over, “Finally found you ah! Save me ahhhh!" He cried out then suddenly stopped, shuffling backwards fearfully, “Save me ah! Save me ah!”

“Fuck my life!” Qi Le shouted, “What sort of unlucky day is today?! Why is this retard here as well?!"

“You’re a retard! Your whole family are retards!” Yi Hang turned pale and froze. “What do you mean? Who else is here?”

Qi Le pointed a finger and Yi Hang looked over. “Shit, why is it you?!"

The doctor drew him to his side with great enthusiasm. “I’ve been looking for you for several days but the area you’re in is too upscale for me to enter. Can we talk?”

Yi Hang looked at him and asked tentatively, “Do you have any medicine to make a man impotent?”

“Interested in impotence...” The doctor scribbled furiously in his small notebook, then carefully thought about it, then thought about it again before shaking his head. “There really isn’t such a thing.”

“...Then I’ve nothing to talk you about.” Yi Hang immediately turned to Zheng Xiaoyuan.

“Wait,” the doctor quickly grabbed him and felt his pocket. “Is this ok? Someone told me that this talisman has the ability to fulfill one’s wishes. I’ll give it to you, so talk to me.”

“...” Yi Hang asked hesitantly, “Where did you get this thing from?”

“I bought it from your ward buddy. The three of you all live in upscale residential areas. Two of you had your school addresses filled in your information form. Although your cellphone numbers are on them, I felt that it was definitely useless to call you so I had to look for you, but Zheng Xiaoyuan wasn’t in school, so I had to find someone else,” explained the doctor. “When I found out that he was suddenly interested in metaphysics, I talked to him about it and spent 20 yuan on Taoist talismans for research. Afterwards, I would buy different types of talismans every time I went to visit him,” he paused. “When I bought the fifth one, I realized I might have been cheated...”

Yi Hang, “......” action

Qi Le, “......”

Qi Le continued to wipe his face while he watched the two of them. Then, he looked at the little zeros behind him and at the people by the door, sighing as he lamented, “Damn it, Laozi really wants to invite you to stay a night in Shen Ai Hospital!”

The doctor heard his words clearly and immediately rushed over, his eyes shining, “Do your words have any special meaning?”

“Get out of here,” Qi Le waved him aside and looked at Yi Hang. “I’ll deal with you first. Why are you here again?”

Yi Hang tearfully burst out, “Save me ah, that bastard wants to burst my chrysanthemum ah, ah, ah!”

Before Qi Le could speak, Ye Shuichuan and Shen Shu asked in surprise, “Why hasn’t he burst it yet?!"

Yi Hang, “...”

Qi Le rubbed his forehead and was ready to restrain his temper to solve his problems, but this time he was interrupted by the door again.

Gu Bai was really bored at home so he came to the bar to chill in hopes that he would bump into Qi Le. Instead, he saw Yi Hang running in just when he arrived and quickly followed him. But he didn’t expect to see Xiao Le all flustered. His eyes suddenly sank as he spat out, “What’s going on?”