This World Has Gone Crazy

When Qi Le saw Gu Bai enter the room, his first reaction was to get rid of the hot-blooded doctor. God knows why he was so persistent about the soul. According to his current observation, he seemed to be an idiot. If he went mad and started to talk about “switching bodies,” he would be done for. Ye Shuichuan knew Zheng Xiaoyuan too well so if he heard this remark, he would definitely associate it with him, which would lead to doubts. According to Gu Bai’s intelligence, as long as he heard even a little about this matter, he would definitely see through the truth. Then, he would be dragged back ah. Not only would his chrysanthemum be exploded over and over again, he would even have to tell him how good it felt!

He trembled and grabbed the doctor’s wrist, rushing out at once, “Excuse me, I have something to talk to him about.”

The people at the door automatically moved out of the way. Gu Bai looked around expressionlessly. When his eyes fell upon the small zeros in the corner, he froze. The group of zeros were terribly ashamed. They had already been embarrassed in front of Ning Xiao so they couldn’t humiliate themselves in front of Gu Bai too. They quickly took out the bananas from their mouths, got up and began to wipe their faces with napkins. Gu Bai looked at them, then turned to look at Ye Shuichuan and repeated himself, “What’s going on?”

Ye Shuichuan simply narrated the matter. Gu Bai listened quietly and didn’t say anything for a moment. “You said putting the bananas in their mouths was... his idea?”

“Yes, why?”

Gu Bai didn’t answer, thinking to himself, just what did Xiao Le go through the past few days?Was it right or wrong to get him to slowly adapt to it? If it went on like this, what if he didn’t bend but ended up abnormal instead?

He felt that this wasn’t a good idea. He had to quickly get him to move back so he could watch over him.

“It was really too exciting just now,” Ye Shuichuan was still ecstatic, his face full of joy. “You should’ve seen how handsome Xiaoyuan was! So dashing, so domineering!”

Baby Face paused, then handed over his cellphone impassively, “Here, I recorded it.”

Ye Shuichuan quickly grabbed it and opened the video excitedly, “Look, he’s so damn handsome!”

Gu Bai quietly stared at the screen. When he saw Xiao Le take out the cake from under his clothes, his eyes sank again. He looked at the group nearby but didn’t say anything. He used to look after Xiao Le very well, but he didn’t take care of everything. If Xiao Le could handle some things himself, he would let go and let him deal with it himself. Although he knew Xiao Le had the upper hand in this matter, he was still unhappy.

On the other side, Qi Le pulled the hot-blooded doctor to the corridor, looked at him warmly and patiently explained, “You’ve seen the situation inside. I have to clean up the mess and I’m really not in the mood to talk today. Please don’t make any more trouble, thank you very much. How about this, give me your contact number and I’ll call you in a few days to set up a time to talk, ok?”

The doctor looked at his sorry state and thought for a moment, “Fine then. Please give me your address. I still don’t know it.”

Qi Le nodded and simply gave him an address. He couldn’t help watching as the doctor scribbled in his small notebook. There were three names written on it, each with a list of remarks. The Taoist priest’s column was: former atheist; now likes metaphysics; good at drawing talismans, has all types of talismans; the price is usually 10 yuan or 20 yuan; stubborn as a mule; cannot be persuaded by anything; answers “lost my memory” to everything; very persistent.

Yi Hang’s column listed that he liked eating apples (probably), didn’t seem to want to leave the hospital and on top of that, had a lot of motherwort on his table but he still didn’t know what it was for. However, the latest discovery showed that he was suddenly not interested in it anymore.

At the moment, the hot-blooded doctor was filling in Zheng Xiaoyuan’s address. Qi Le took a look at the remarks. He wrote that he had insomnia and was highly irritable. The latest discovery showed that he seemed to have SM tendencies.

Qi Le, “......”

The hot-blooded doctor scribbled furiously, turned over a page, quickly wrote down his number and tore it off, “Here, remember to call me.”

Qi Le thought to himself, Laozi will endure, and silently accepted it, “I will.”

The doctor nodded and walked past him, back into the private lounge.

Qi Le reacted on the inside, going crazy at once. Why did he go back?! He quickly ran after him and when he entered the room, he found that the doctor had run to Yi Hang’s side and was having a friendly chat with him. He immediately fell silent. Damn it, he forgot that there was still this nutjob!

The nutjob was also aware of the truth so it was best to deal with him as soon as possible... Qi Le thought about it, his eyes suddenly brightened. He quickly walked over and dragged Yi Hang outside, “Excuse me again. I have something to say to him.”

The men at the door moved aside again. Ye Shuichuan looked at the sorry situation in the private lounge and told the group of little zeros, “Stop standing around and clean up.”

The hot-blooded doctor saw that his target had left. Without a second thought, he immediately followed him out to stop him from leaving.

Yi Hang was pulled by a certain someone, his face filled with grief. “Save me ah! Save me! This time I’m really done for...”

Qi Le looked at him and said, “Your man will definitely be able to guess that you’re here and will come to look for you. He’ll be here soon. All you can do now is hide.”

Yi Hang nodded in a daze, “......Where should I hide?”

“The doctor’s place!” Qi Le patiently persuaded, “He certainly welcomes you. If he asks those questions, just casually make something up. I don’t have to teach you this, do I? Oh, the address I told him is fake. Don’t reveal anything.”

“Mmm, what then?”

“Just hide first. Didn’t you say you don’t want your man to burst your chrysanthemum?”

“Yeah, but he has my ID card and all my money,” Yi Hang said sadly. “I have to go back sooner or later. The longer I hide, the more angry he will be. At that time, he’ll definitely burst my chrysanthemum ah. So, I don’t want to hide. Give me some ideas to stop him from bursting my chrysanthemum ah.”

Qi Le, “......”

Fuck, isn’t this a little too difficult ah?!

Qi Le took a deep breath, “Just look at my situation now. I’m very busy and the man will be here at any moment. I can’t think of any ideas in such a short time. So go with him first and let me slowly think about it...”

Yi Hang thought that it made sense. “Okay then.”

Qi Le was satisfied. He turned to the doctor who had followed him and discussed a little with him. The latter was overjoyed at the arrangement and agreed immediately. Qi Le felt relieved, “Alright then, go now.”

“Wait a minute,” Yi Hang quickly grabbed him.

“What are you waiting for?”

“If you don’t know the current situation, how can you give me any ideas?”

“...” Qi Le held back his temper, “Alright, spit it out.”

“After following your suggestion to reject him, he really didn’t force me to do it. Later, I refused him many times,” Yi Hang sniffed. “He just calmly said very well.”

Qi Le paused, “Very well?”

Yi Hang nodded and choked out, “Then he continued to calmly say, ‘if this continues, in less than two days, I’ll be able to get rid of my identity as a human being’...”

Qi Le, “......”

“Tell me, is this something a person would say? He wants to become a beast ah, what do I do?”

Fucking hell! He’s about to turn into a beast. What can Laozi do to save you ah?! Qi Le patiently comforted him, “It’s okay, I’ll think of some way. Quickly go then.”

Yi Hang gave him a grateful look and obediently left with the doctor.

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