The Alchemist of Harry Potter

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Umbridge's public transformation into a pink toad made her a complete joke at Hogwarts.

The students at the school were always talking about who sent Umbridge those insulting letters.

However, as a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, being played so badly by a prank trap makes people question Umbridge's abilities.

Ever since the Pink Toad incident, whenever Umbridge passed the hallway, he could always hear the whispers of the students around him.

Especially not long ago, a daring Gryffindor student actually took the photo he picked up last time, pointed at the back of Umbridge's departure, and successfully won Umbridge's confinement package for himself. .

After shredding the photos, Umbridge realized that Hogwarts students might have pictures of her hidden in their bags.

To save her image, Umbridge passed an education order banning Hogwarts students from holding her picture.

One of the most bizarre educational orders in history was born.

Everyone wondered how the Ministry of Magic could successfully pass such an education order.

However, Umbridge was still unable to restore his image, and the whole school was impressed by "Umbridge is a pink toad".

Umbridge hates the guy who turned her into a pink toad, and has identified several suspects: Albert Anderson, Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore.

The reason why Albert is the number one suspect is entirely because there are not many wizards who can abuse her through letters. Albert happens to have this ability, and Gryffindor 7th grade collectively gave up the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, Umbridge. It has nothing to do with Albert.

Harry Potter hated her the most, and Umbridge knew that. Harry Potter wanted to get revenge on her, Umbridge was not surprised at all, but Harry Potter did not have the ability, although it cannot be ruled out that he asked for help.

Dumbledore's probability is the lowest, but Umbridge believes that the headmaster has seen through her own thoughts and may try to prevent her from gradually taking control of the school.

Of course, Umbridge didn't care at all to clean up the three of them!

It's a pity that she can't get her wish now.

After Umbridge became a laughing stock, her prestige at Hogwarts was plummeting, and no one really took her seriously anymore. To make matters worse, that last time got off to a bad start, with owl letters flying into the halls every day with all kinds of vulgar words insulting Umbridge.

Someone even secretly cast a Confusion Charm on Umbridge so that when she entered the Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom, she turned the wrong side and hit the door frame, and finally confused the content of the class.

Everyone blamed the Defence Against the Dark Arts professor's curse for Umbridge's bad luck, and they even started discussing when she would quit and get out, making Umbridge extremely angry.

Umbridge knew she had to re-assert her authority at Hogwarts or the shenanigans against her would never stop.

Especially after being turned into a pink toad, Umbridge can clearly feel that the awe of her students has been greatly reduced, which is not good news.

Once she loses her fear, her title of professor and the title of Deputy Minister of Magic will lose its deterrent effect, and then no one will take her seriously, and more mischief will fly at her.

Umbridge had to get in touch with Fudge to advance the plan of the senior investigator. In order to help her master Hogwarts, Fudge had agreed to cooperate with her in issuing an education order and eliminated several Hogwarts professors. Replace yourself.

By herself, Umbridge began to feel overwhelmed. She needed some helpers to help him control Hogwarts, and more helpers to help suppress the resistance of the Hogwarts students.

Find out those students who dare to provoke her and play pranks on her, and make them regret for a lifetime.

The Ministry of Magic passed the Education Act and issued a new Education Decree, making Umbridge a senior investigator at Hogwarts.

This major news appeared on the front page of the Daily Prophet for the first time, and was supported by the successful man Lucius Malfoy.

In addition to Malfoy, there are several "noble" pure-blood wizards who have welcomed the Ministry of Magic's education reform, but it is strange that these guys seem to be Death Eaters who narrowly escaped the last wizarding war .

It is said that Sirius, who saw the newspaper, laughed out loud on the spot, and seemed to be preparing to openly talk about the education reform of the Ministry of Magic in the latest edition of "Defense Letters", which was strongly supported by the Death Eaters.

"You don't seem surprised at all?"

George put down the newspaper and looked at Albert who was flipping through the brick book beside him.

"It's normal, Umbridge's power comes from the Ministry of Magic, not her own strength." Albert said calmly, "Now Umbridge has become a joke at Hogwarts, if If she wants to try to reverse this, she will have to take a high-handed policy on the students at Hogwarts, shut them up first, then subdue them in order to show the authority of the Ministry of Magic and regain the initiative."

"You don't seem to care."

George was acutely aware that Albert seemed happy to see this happen.

"Maybe, Umbridge will be like Lockhart tomorrow, inspired by the curse, to lie down in St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Injuries and Injuries forever." Albert said puzzling words without looking up.

As long as Albert is willing, Umbridge may have accidentally thrown himself into St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Injuries due to the curse of the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

"Umbridge isn't going to throw himself in the hospital tomorrow!" George whispered.

"That's the source of everyone's joy." Albert slowly turned the pages and said slowly, "I won't make fun of myself to disturb everyone's rare joy."

"Do you think Umbridge will succeed?" Fred interjected.

"It's hard, but I'm looking forward to her doing that." Albert's mouth twitched slightly, "Umbridge will definitely try to gain more control over Hogwarts, and I think she'll probably fire a few professors to strengthen it. own authority."

"Who do you think Umbridge is going to fire?" Hermione appeared out of nowhere, holding a copy of the Daily Prophet, apparently having read the headlines.

"Didn't you guess?" Albert took the newspaper from Fred.

"Hagrid?"

Hermione looked up at Umbridge, who was eating carefully on the teachers' bench, with an undisguised disgust on her face.

It's not hard to guess, because the Ministry of Magic has clearly shown ill will towards Hagrid in the Daily Prophet.

"Yes, everyone knows that Hagrid is a loyal supporter of Professor Dumbledore. If the Ministry of Magic is going to trouble Dumbledore, it is undoubtedly a good idea to start with the people around him." Albert closed the newspaper and put it on the On the other hand, he speculated, "However, Hagrid is not at school, so the first professor to be expelled will probably be Professor Sybill Trelawney from the divination class."

Fred and George looked at each other and said in unison, "Old liar."

"It makes sense, the old liar's trick to fool people, it is estimated that he can't fool Umbridge, and 80% will become the target of Umbridge's power." Lee Jordan also thinks this possibility is very high, he will prepare to go later. Spread the word that Umbridge is going to fire the old crook to give Professor Dumbledore a slap in the face.

Some things are pointed out before they are done, no matter whether the content is true or not, everyone will have a preconceived tendency. No matter how Umbridge explained it, it was useless, everyone would think that this was Umbridge doing something on purpose, trying to get rid of Professor Dumbledore.

"Do you think it's appropriate for the old liar to make a prediction?"

George obviously intends to block Umbridge as well. Recently, they have often done this kind of thing, and they have become more and more skilled, and it is not easy to leave flaws.

"Fired from Umbridge," Albert speculated.

"It's really wonderful. The old liar predicted that she would be fired. If she is fired by Umbridge, it means that her prediction has come true." Fred's eyes lit up and asked curiously, "Do you think Umbridge will be fired? How will Mulridge choose?"

"Probably still will fire Professor Trelawney." Albert was not surprised that Umbridge attacked Professor Trelawney. "However, Professor Trelawney should not be kicked out of the castle."

"Is this your prophecy?" Hermione looked at Albert in surprise.

"No, it's just my speculation."

Albert believes that Professor Dumbledore will not let Professor Trelawney leave Hogwarts, who made her make that prediction about Voldemort.

"By the way, are you really not thinking about that?" Hermione asked in a low voice.

"I really don't have time." Albert refused again, "You can find Professor Black or Lupin for experience. If it's grades, those notes should get you good grades."

"Then... can you give us some advice then?" Hermione was a little lost, she actually hoped that Albert could teach them Defense Against the Dark Arts personally.

As long as Albert is around, many students will join clubs, like the last defense association.

"This... Let's see the situation at that time!"

Albert didn't immediately agree. He felt that it would be more than enough for Fred and George to teach them Defense Against the Dark Arts, but that was obviously going to smash Potter's place.

Savior Potter also needs a group of advocates.

"Hermione's ambitions are very big, and it seems that she wants to organize everyone." George looked at Hermione's leaving back and said, "Re-form the Defense Association to fight Umbridge."Follow current s on Novᴇ(l)Fɪre.net

"Well, she was probably mad at Umbridge." Albert shrugged and said, "Where there is oppression, there is resistance."

"I think this can be tried," Fred interjected. "Should be able to draw more people to fight Umbridge."

"Let them do it themselves." Albert said disapprovingly, "Give them my new Defense Against the Dark Arts book, which records a lot of practical magic."

"Who's going to teach them?" Fred asked curiously.

"Could it be us!" George added.

"Isn't there Harry Potter?" Albert reminded.

"It always feels like you're trying to trick Harry," Fred muttered.

"What am I doing to Potter?"

"You're full of bad water," Lee Jordan muttered.

"What do you think about the old liar?" George quickly brought the topic back.

"It's very simple, just let Trelawney know that she will be expelled." Albert said without hesitation: "Let her predict by the way that Umbridge will get out of Hogwarts in embarrassment, and predict that Umbridge will be expelled. will die in Azkaban prison."

"As long as the three prophecies are fulfilled one by one, I think the expression on Umbridge's face will probably be very exciting!" Fred had a new understanding of Albert's methods, "and these prophecies are bound to happen. things."

"Will Umbridge really go to Azkaban?" George was more concerned about this question.

"Yes, she will probably go in after the mysterious man falls." Albert said calmly.

"She supports the mysterious man?"

The three were very surprised, but they were soon relieved. Umbridge is undoubtedly not a good person. According to Albert's prediction, the Ministry of Magic will fall in a few years. At that time, the mysterious man will control the Ministry of Magic. Umm It doesn't seem like a strange thing for Richie to take refuge with You-Know-Who.

Of course, compared to Umbridge being imprisoned in Azkaban, George cared more about Albert's prophecy that the Mysterious Man would fail.

This is undoubtedly good news.

When they left the auditorium, they found the administrator Filch was hanging the new education order on the notice wall, and everyone pointed at it.

"The distance between boys and girls is forbidden to be less than six inches?" Li Jordan said with a strange expression, "Is this not because I've been single for too long and I can't see other people falling in love?"

"The other one is even more ridiculous. Exploding fondant is banned?" Fred complained. "Why should I be banned from eating a fondant?"

"Could it be that she had a tooth blown off by an exploding fondant?"

In fact, they didn't know that exploding fondant was banned. It was completely Peeves' cauldron. This guy used Albert's special exploding fondant to almost blow up Umbridge.

Looking at the education order on the notice wall, everyone knew that Hogwarts had changed, and it had become extremely absurd, and it was the woman named Umbridge who brought these changes.

"I have a hunch that the Ministry of Magic's education order will soon be hung here." Albert said calmly: "Maybe, this wall will not have enough space to hang it by then."

"It's so shameless, I'll have to take it down and make it into a wizard card," Lee Jordan muttered.

After a few people walked away, Fred, George, and Lee Jordan were discussing whether to find a chance to destroy the education orders.

"It's useless, she'll just let Filch hang up again." Albert shook his head and rejected the unreliable plan of the three: "Also, everyone needs to feel the pressure, when everyone hates her , rebelling against her, Hogwarts will usher in the happiest era ever. However, you can add some pressure to her and speed up the issuance of the Ministry of Magic's Education Order."

"You can pay Mundungus Fletcher to find various people to send shouting letters to Umbridge." Albert said casually: "You can set aside a special amount of money for Umbridge, is used to show your joke props by the way, and it will definitely be more effective than any advertisement."

"That's a good idea, maybe the pink toad will issue an educational order banning red roar letters."

The three of them were very excited, especially when Albert helped come up with ideas, their plans always went smoothly.

Thanks to Albert's help, Hogwarts soon had a strange vomit fudge that looked like Umbridge with a toad on its head.

As soon as you eat it, you will immediately have a strong urge to retching.

For a time, this fudge was actually welcomed by the majority of Hogwarts students.

As a result, Umbridge could often see many students retching on the ground. Whether it was on the road or in class, she even interviewed several lower-class students, but she never found a specific reason.

As a result, Hogwarts soon came up with a new educational order: prohibiting students from retching in the hallway or elsewhere.

Very weird!

But Fred, George and Lee Jordan laughed even more when they saw this new educational order!

"How do you think we're going to get Umbridge to ban the Defence Express and the Wizard's Lookout."

"It's easy to get someone to leak it like Umbridge."

"Everyone needs a common secret!"

"Umbridge will definitely be suspicious and search around, and it will definitely be interesting."

"Students who hold Defense Express magazines will be expelled?"

"What would Umbridge do if we put a copy of The Defense Express in a Slytherin student bag."

"Shut up? Or get fired?"

"Probably just pretending to be in lockdown, Umbridge is wooing Slytherin."

"It's not fair, it's more interesting that way."